Jag: - Hello! Can I please take a picture of your tattoos?

Man (vänder rumpan till - inte riktigt min tanke): - Yes of course.

Jag: - Oh, thanks. But can I please also take on your frontal.

Man: - You want to see my penis also?





Jag: - Eh.... Yes.

Man: - Thats okey..

Jag: - Good!